TURKEY PLUG

Having called my mom around April to say I wanted to raise some turkeys in the empty apartment that hadn’t been rented out yet, she turned the idea down. She explained she wouldn’t be available to help because of her late work hours.

Then, just a few days ago, I wanted to buy a turkey for my daughter. Even though she was traveling, I still wanted to celebrate an early Christmas eating turkey and watching cartoons How the Mr Grinch Stole Christmas.

I went to the market and was told a turkey costs ₦200,000. Thank God I was holding a pen inside my pocket. I dared the doctor, removed the pen’s cap, and used it to clean the wax from my ears.

₦200,000 for a turkey? This is me who wanted to raise 15 of them. That means, roughly, I would have made over ₦2.5 million.

This is to inform the general public, God keeping us alive, by December 2026, I will be your turkey plug.

No worries I won’t sell for as high as ₦200k.

This is an official open idea for everyone to copy.

Until the moment when will shall dance in white Greater Grace.

Oyugbo Osagie Jonah